SUMMER MOVIE PREVIEW (KINDA)

So, I love seeing movies. And I know I should totally go support independent theaters by going and seeing movies there. But it’s just suuch a hassle. First of all, it will set me back at least 10 bucks. Then I have to find some sucker to shell out mad cash to see some obscure film that probably only I will enjoy. And even if I do all that, I STILL have to spent 30 minutes on the metro/driving to get there.

The point is, there are bunch of movies out now that I’m dying to see. But for the reasons above, I choose to wait until some lovely person posts them online. So this post is entitled “Upcoming Movies I Want to See Except They’re Actually Already in Theaters But That’s Okay Cause I’m Sure Not Many People Have Seen Them.”

Cheri, starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Rupert Friend

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I don’t know too much about this film, but from what I’ve heard, it sounds pretty hot. It’s about a poor little rich boy (Friend) who is forced to end his relationship with a hot cougar chick (Pfeiffer). I know us ladies usually like older men, but when I’m 40, I’m TOTALLY tryna find a hot young piece of ass to make me feel young again. So, you go Michelle Pfeiffer.

rf3 “God, I’m so bored with all these hot girls. If only I could make sweet love to my older woman again.”

Also Rupert Friend = hottestfuckingguyever. He looks like Orlando Bloom but with blue eyes…enough said. And he was completely amazing in The Young Victoria as the humble Prince Albert who was basically the most supportive husband ever, which can’t be easy when your wife runs the most powerful empire in the world. So yeah, I pretty much want to see Cheri for the sexy people. And sex scenes, which I’m sure there will plenty of. Definitely need to watch this one in the privacy of my own home.

rf1 “Got two chicks in my bed, but sex is so much more meaningful when you’re in love. Woe is me.”